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Welcome to Bore Me To Sleep

Should you be asleep right now? Are you trying to sleep but can't? Has insomnia got you surfing the web at 3 AM when tomorrow comes early? Here at boremetosleep.com our goal is to put people to sleep. We provide content we hope you find so boring that you can't help but fall asleep right on the keyboard.

Drugs can be habit forming, counting sheep uses too much imagination and there's no one boring to talk to.

Here at boremetosleep.com you'll find a collection of text, pictures, videos and sounds so boring you will hopefully not get through one whole post.

Some people might find the economics and politics of agrarian life in Illinois in the mid 1800's interesting but most will not. Some people may find a 100 page instruction manual regarding the assembly of an industrial mixer stimulating but most will not.

However I believe no one will find a video of grass growing interesting.

Good luck with the insomnia, but first some things to note regarding the site. There are no distracting images to stimulate you. The colors are dark to help your eyes relax. There are a list of tags on the right to help you find what you need. Come back for the daily bore as linked under tags.

Please, get some sleep.

The boredom starts here.

P.S. If you have any suggestions for content email the administrator at suggestions-at-boremetosleep-dot-com

January 9th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Tags: news, official

MV Aurora (1977)

MV Aurora (1977) The M/V Aurora is a feeder vessel for the Alaska Marine Highway System. The M/V Aurora was built in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin in 1977 by Peterson Shipbuilders and commissioned by the Alaska Marine Highway System the same year. The Aurora is the younger sister ship to the M/V LeConte and both serve or have served as feeder vessels that pick up passengers in small communities such as Pelican and Hoonah and take them to larger regional communities (this process is colloquially known as the "milk run"). However, unlike the LeConte, the Aurora was moved out of Southeast Alaska into Prince William Sound area in 2005 to take the place of the retired M/V Bartlett. This move, however, was highly controversial as the M/V Chenega, a fast ferry, was supposed to take this role and been promised for years in advance to the Prince William Sound area and specifically to be homeported in the city of Cordova. Instead, the ferry system reneged on this promise and moved the Chenega to a Ketchikan-Wrangell route. Currently, the Aurora is being hubbed out of Cordova (although, unlike the fast ferry, the Aurora operates 24-hours a day so it doesn't have a crew that lives in its homeport thus denying that city the economic stimulus of additional residents/jobs. This is the primary motive for the especially rancorous uproar from Cordova regarding the Chenega's route placement) and operating principally between Cordova, Whittier, and Valdez with whistle stops (the ferry only stops if there are prior reservations) in Tatitlek and Chenega Bay.

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December 20th, 2008 / 2571 Comments / Tags: Daily Bore, Navy, Maritime, Wikipedia

Back to sleep

We were offline for a while. Now we're back, have fun perusing the posts. Actually don't have fun, become incredibly bored perusing the posts.
December 20th, 2008 / 2004 Comments / Tags: news, updates, official

Economic Graphs

A selection of boring economic grpahs that are rather hard to understand. To see more visit the site they are from: Teach me Finance.com


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January 13th, 2008 / 144994 Comments / Tags: Finance, Graphs, Images

Syndesmology, Gray's Anatomy

The following is a selection of text about cartilage from Gray's Anatomy 1918. Hopefully you won't find this terribly interesting and it will put you to sleep quickly.

THE BONES of the skeleton are joined to one another at different parts of their surfaces, and such connections are termed Joints or Articulations. Where the joints are immovable, as in the articulations between practically all the bones of the skull, the adjacent margins of the bones are almost in contact, being separated merely by a thin layer of fibrous membrane, named the sutural ligament. In certain regions at the base of the skull this fibrous membrane is replaced by a layer of cartilage. Where slight movement combined with great strength is required, the osseous surfaces are united by tough and elastic fibrocartilages, as in the joints between the vertebral bodies, and in the interpubic articulation. In the freely movable joints the surfaces are completely separated; the bones forming the articulation are expanded for greater convenience of mutual connection, covered by cartilage and enveloped by capsules of fibrous tissue. The cells lining the interior of the fibrous capsule form an imperfect membrane—the synovial membrane—which secretes a lubricating fluid. The joints are strengthened by strong fibrous bands called ligaments, which extend between the bones forming the joint. Read More »
January 13th, 2008 / 2005 Comments / Tags: science, words, medical

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